You Park Like A Cunt

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A blog about people who cant park for shit.
JUST NOT ENOUGH SPACE. SELFISH LINE MARKERS!

JUST NOT ENOUGH SPACE. SELFISH LINE MARKERS!

JUST NOT ENOUGH SPACE. SELFISH LINE MARKERS!

JUST NOT ENOUGH SPACE. SELFISH LINE MARKERS!

This guy regularly parks his hairdressers Beemer over two spaces like this. That’s when he manages to drive past the disabled spaces and not park in them.

This guy regularly parks his hairdressers Beemer over two spaces like this. That’s when he manages to drive past the disabled spaces and not park in them.

Taxis eh…….this plum is often seen waiting  in a near empty car park.  Not only taking up 2 spaces but also encroaching on the road around the car park.

Taxis eh…….this plum is often seen waiting  in a near empty car park.  Not only taking up 2 spaces but also encroaching on the road around the car park.

Taxis eh…….this plum is often seen waiting  in a near empty car park.  Not only taking up 2 spaces but also encroaching on the road around the car park.

Taxis eh…….this plum is often seen waiting  in a near empty car park.  Not only taking up 2 spaces but also encroaching on the road around the car park.

Saw this whilst sat in my B&Q, must be an equal opportunities employer now!

Saw this whilst sat in my B&Q, must be an equal opportunities employer now!

This silly bint decided to park her massive twatmobile in two spots at Tesco in Cogges, Witney on a busy Friday evening. I had to park down the street. Thanks, cunt! 

This silly bint decided to park her massive twatmobile in two spots at Tesco in Cogges, Witney on a busy Friday evening. I had to park down the street. Thanks, cunt! 

Got the whole pub car-park to go at and this spanner magnet has to put it in a tree! I wouldn’t mind but he’s the fucking landlord!!

Got the whole pub car-park to go at and this spanner magnet has to put it in a tree! I wouldn’t mind but he’s the fucking landlord!!

Ikeacunts - Like Siths, there are always two

Ikeacunts - Like Siths, there are always two